JAPANESE KNOTWEED (SINGLE VERSION)
Vocals: Lucy Muse Instruments: Ben Thomas

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Ben Thomas. Design by Ben Thomas and Lucy Muse. Released in 2021

JAPANESE KNOTWEED

You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!

Garden sadist, the devil tree.
Mortgage breaker, financially you're screwed!

Space invader, the weed of doom
Naughty neighbour, section 114/2.

You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!

Fallopia Japonica, AKA ...
The bastard weed, on the right of way no more!

Weed of Satan, the wrecking crew.
Knotweed nation - the green taboo - you're screwed!

You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed.
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!

You've got Knotweed, Japanese Knotweed. 
You've got Knotweed, but it is a weed!

It would appear you've got an infestation in your garden 
Really? That's terrible! 
That will implicate your mortgage agreement. 
No! You're joking, surely! 
If you allow it to spread onto neighbouring properties, you will be liable to prosecution. 
Oh please God no! 
I'm afraid there's no easy way to remove it! 
Oh my god! 
The chances are now, that you're stuck with it for many years to come. 
Really? 
Don't spray it with weedkiller. 
Oh I don't believe it! 
That will just make the situation a lot worse. 
You have to be kidding! 
We generally find that the autumn time is the best time to deal with it 
What am I going to do? 
But it generally comes back with a vengeance in the spring.
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